Ambitious kid searches for a million shillings from the Peasant Shamba

It is not uncommon for the Peasant Shamba to host visitors, all who come to gain a thing or two. Some come to copy our methods, others to purchase our produce at a discount and others to waste our time.

It was in this regard that the Peasant Shamba received a call from a couple who can best be described as wazazi wa Facebook! Apparently, their five-year-old daughter — unsurprisingly named Princess — had heard them discuss the Peasant Shamba and was now keen to spend time there. Would I be kind enough, the Facebook parents asked, to host Princess for two weeks? “Princess is adorable and obedient and charming and fun and respectful,” they claimed. So the Peasant Farmer, being happy to impart farming wisdom to children at an early age, agreed to have Princess visit for a week.