Of snake eating worshippers and mortal gods

Well I had a good laugh the other day while I was watching news, well I knew I shouldn’t be especially with my mother’s reaction to these stories, but they were quite funny to me seeing how people can be quite easy at times.  I was watching a local T.V station and saw the most absurd human acts.

So for the Tuesday bulletin the news producer saw it fit to make some two ludicrous stories follow each other. First off in the blue corner weighing 2 minutes and 30 seconds *totally cooked* world story of the day, only in South Africa… a pastor wakes up in the morning, craving chocolates and Eureka! Thy snakes shall taste like chocolates. I shall eat them as they are *mojo jojo evil face* the only problem is, he is not the one eating these snakes, it is his congregation.