Plot to castrate male gossips afoot in Mombasa

In our part of the world, we have varied options of dealing with disease. There are those who take the sick to hospital, and there are those who are inclined towards traditional medicine.

By Hamza Babu 11 years ago

Man dumps wife for obsession with weddings

Mlachake was a well meaning husband, but his wife’s fetish for weddings drove him round the bend.

By BY HAMZA BABU 12 years ago

Casanova living off women busted

A casanova has had his operation busted. The fellow is a serial womaniser who has never worked for a living his entire life.

By By HAMZA BABU 12 years ago

The antics of a serial divorcee who uses and dumps men at will

A woman by the name of Kadogo is making headlines in our side of the clouds, for having recently dumped her 17th husband, who she had only lived with for less than a year.

By BY HAMZA BABU 12 years ago

The battle of bitter co-wives

There is only one way to make a wife with feminist tendencies toe the line; get her a co-wife to walk right across her head.

By BY HAMZA BABU 12 years ago

Beware of our ‘mermaids’ you non-coastal men!

Among my loyal customers is a man from Nyanza by the name of Jajuok. His preferred position at Kahawa Tungu is directly under a big poster of Osama bin Laden in one corner of the coffee house which we refer to as Abbottabad.

By HAMZA BABU 12 years ago

Wife whips a tray of eggs into gigantic omelette

The evening is breezy and the gossip is steaming, setting the perfect mood for sundown with a well brewed cup of Kahawa Tungu.

By BY HAMZA BABU 12 years ago

Fake exorcist busts idlers gossiping him

Kahawa Tungu Coffee Shop has established itself as the meeting place where locals converge to swap gossip and this day in particular, everyone is foaming at the mouth to get heard.

By By HAMZA BABU 12 years ago

Of Coastal bees, cursing cats and shared wives

In the days of Vasco da Gama, long before the advent of these new overrated coffee houses where everyone pretends to be rich and a mug of coffee is the equivalent of monthly rent in an average slum, we were enjoying our cup of Kahawa Tungu down here in Mombasa.

By By HAMZA BABU 12 years ago