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Beware of our ‘mermaids’ you non-coastal men!

BY HAMZA BABU

Among my loyal customers is a man from Nyanza by the name of Jajuok. His preferred position at Kahawa Tungu is directly under a big poster of Osama bin Laden in one corner of the coffee house which we refer to as Abbottabad.

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