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Cleophas Malala: Playwright out of his depth, and out of touch with police duties

Former Kakamega Senator Boni Khalwale cedes ground for Cleophas Malala to run for the Gubernatorial seat during the Kenya Kwanza Alliance press briefing at the Karen residence, Nairobi County. [DPPS, Standard]

After years of wondering what special features and skills guarantee one a spot in the police service, Cleophas Malala gave Kenyans answers: two arms, two legs and lorry-climbing skills, which would come in handy when the police recruitment lorry tours your hood.

Dropping out of school, Cleo said, is an added advantage. 

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