Bad bachelor: Bath, Beth, bed and my blackmail dilemma

I’ve been forced to be laying the pipe on that wicked blackmailing sexagenarian (Shutterstock)

If you have been following the bedside adventures of me, Art Amacho, six foot tall, clean-shaven, Subaru spinning advert man in his early 30s, you’ll know I am in a fix. Thanks to Ms Beth Njeru, the crazy 60-year-old neighbour in my Kilimani apartment block – in fact on the same floor as myself.

You see, we caught rubs one drunken weekend in October at her place and now not only won’t she let go, but has been actively blackmailing me to go to bed with her again.