Your partner is on a dating app, what next?

Mr Sir is in the shower and you are making the bed. Suddenly his phone notification pings but you ignore it, it’s nothing major. Then it pings again and again and again. Okay is the world coming to an end? What’s up? And because he trusts you enough with his phone you unlock it and scroll through his notifications. Nothing prepares you for the tinder icon and his various matches inboxing him. You can’t believe it, what next?