The Kenyan politician is beyond redemption
SEE ALSO :Gloves off as Ruto man tells off UhuruThey will implore Jesus to understand that it is very hard to buy a chopper to launch various projects around the country and in the name of development to cut ribbons at the beginning of the project, three times in the middle of the same project and at the end of the same. Never mind the Solomonic wisdom to triple the price of the project using voodoo accounting. Jesus will also be asked to overlook the cries of the poor behind them because after all, as he can clearly see, none of them are dead. Because the job of leadership is to keep them barely alive. If they can eat once a week isn’t that good enough? After all why should they suffer like their leaders of lifestyle diseases? No one should wish obesity on the poor or even worse, jet lag. Jesus will be told that the poor remain poor for they are lazy. Unwilling to move to the big city and beg for a living, and if in the big city, then they brought their laziness with them and remained poor. Never mind that the poor walk to work in the city and walk to survive in the village. Never mind that their kids are denied education because they have no uniform. Never mind that the village school was never built because the money for the school was given to a church to build a fence. The poor
SEE ALSO :Raila: No leader is above the lawWhen Jesus will ask about their wealth, he will be told that disclosure is difficult because of attorney-client privilege and something about the Cayman Islands’ laws. They will also state that it is very hard work to promise the people so much and deliver so little. It is very hard to underwhelm, and if the underwhelmed die, they should have had the wherewithal to join politics and win as well. They will tell Jesus that their generosity was expansive, every five years they went to the wilderness and met Kenyans who think Kenya is a city far, far away. In this wilderness, they distributed chang’aa and hired youth to sing songs of praise all day long; but in the day of hunger they disappeared into air conditioned hotel rooms and asked the poor to do post mortems to determine if they really died of hunger. They will tell of how they built beautiful five star hotels with money for the needy, and how no one should give to the poor because they already gave and whoever is claiming they didn’t is an enemy of state. Jesus will be told to understand that the poor were always meant to survive on one meal a day, anything more is over reliance on a state that is too busy stealing and driving around in long expensive motorcades.
SEE ALSO :MPs attack Ruto camp on graft warAs Jesus rises to judge he will be reminded that the constitution does not recognise him, and he should confine himself to judge pickpockets and thieves and if he persists he will be reminded that he has become part of a witch hunt to stop the chosen one who is meant to rule for ten more years. After all Jesus, didn’t you get the tithe he sent? Mr Bichachi is a communication consultant. [email protected]
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