Female smokers are just attention seekers

There is nothing cool about a woman smoking.

Sooner or later, I was going to write about them. I have summoned the moral courage and I will subdue any itch of political correctness and tell them the truth: Female smokers suck.

Recently, I was in a bar along Ngong Road popular with home-brewed beer and I was appalled at the brazen disregard of social order. I saw a group of girls sucking Shisha as liberally as a child suckles the mother.