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The only person who is grossed out by the fact that you have to poop is you, not your boyfriend
And behold, the most mortifying relationship milestone for women: pooping in your significant other's vicinity. I can't for the life of me understand why women are so embarrassed about pooping at their boyfriend's place.
A woman will avoid pooping at her boyfriend's house at all costs! This means making sure she has emptied her bowels at a public washroom or in her own washroom before heading over to her boyfriend's place just to make sure she won't get the urge while there.
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