Waking up one day, we were shocked to discover a bandit had nicked side mirrors from every car at the estate parking lot. This must be a shenzi type thief who sweeps even those cracked pieces of glass from the sides of old automobiles that belong to the scrap yard.
You can imagine the disappointment of losing side mirrors at a time when inflation is about to be declared a national disaster alongside flash floods and Al Shabaab attacks.