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We apologise for being demeaning in 2014

Senator Muthama;Sonko;Barack ObamaI know your head is in post-X-Mas and pre-New Year right now, so my first apology is for taking you, dear reader, back to Mandela's funeral a year ago.

It was there that we first realised Barack Obama was actually a man, and not just a cross-breed between a Kenyan and an alien species that wishes to take over the world, 666.

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