Dealing with gatecrashers

“I  just love weddings; I rarely pass the chance to attend. I guess it has something to do with the colour, glamour, refreshments and, of course, my favourite song and dance that is a must have in these events,” Joy chuckles as she tells of the incredibly high number of nuptials she has witnessed.

I then pose the question, “Are you invited to all these weddings?”  Well…she pauses...shifts in her seat, and without remorse responds, “One to five is the ratio of weddings with official invitations to those without.”