Who's Louder Now? Newbie rappers Waxx and Kibz go Head-to-Head

Waxx

Pulse: Between you two, who makes the most kelele?

Waxx: Kibz is very loud. He is the type of person that was always on the noisemakers’ list back in the day.

P: What would you change about him?

W: I would cut down the afro hair. I think all the food he eats goes to his hair hence his premature body. I would also switch the braces for grilles because no one takes you seriously as a rapper with a brace.

P: How easy would you 'take his chic from his lap’?

W: I would just tell him to stand up and the chic would notice that she is taller than him then leave with me.

P: Who is more of the daddy’s son or mommy’s boy between the two of you?

W: Kibz is definitely a mommy’s boy. He catches feelings too fast. He will probably even cry after he reads this Head-to-Head interview.

P: Who is the better rapper?

W: Obviously I am. He comes up with the corniest lines like 'Nikipiga hii kelele, utaskia hiyo kengele’. WTH is that?

P: If you were to style him for some tribal carnival show, which movie character would dress him up as?

W: I would dress him up as Timon from Timon and Pumbaa because of his small body. He would be like the brace-faced version of Timon with an unkempt afro.

P: If you were to set him up on a date, which celebrity would you set up him up with?

W: I would set him up with Kansiime. I think they would be a perfect match because they have so much in common. They are both very loud. He also happens to have a huge crush on her.

P: Who is most likely to get a threesome between the two of you?

W: Probably Kibz. I’m a one-chick type of guy.

Kibz

Pulse: Between you two, who makes the most kelele?

Kibz: Well, that’s obviously me. I’m much more of a nuisance to be around, in both a sober and drunken state. Waxx makes Kelele but I make KELELE.

P: If you were to change something about him what would you change?

K: Vera Sidika should give him a few tips on how she bleached. Definitely, I would change his skin tone and make his head a bit smaller. I would also make him stop wearing shades which makes him look like a bee because of his complexion.

P: How easily would you 'take his chic from his lap’?

K: That’s quite easy. If we were in a club, I would just take the chic from his lap and put on her on mine, kwani iko nini?

P: Who is more of the daddy’s son or mommy’s boy between the two of you?

K: Waxx is the mommy’s boy; he is always picked and dropped from school.

P: Who is the better rapper?

K: Well, I would obviously say it’s me. I’m catchy and appeal to most people. His lyrics are too complex it’s as if we are in a science class or something. Leave the complications to relationships.

P: If you were to style him for some tribal carnival show, which movie character would dress him as?

K: I would dress him up as Squidward from the animation Sponge Bob. He would fit right in with his big head and height.

P: If you were to set him up on a date, which celebrity would you set up him up with?

K: Locally, not really a celebrity, but a socialite, I would set him up with Risper Faith through Blaqy because he loves big packages that can twerk it. Internationally, I would say Khloe Kardashian because she is as big headed mentally as he is physically.

P: Who is most likely to get a threesome between the two of you?

K: If I can quote our Kelele single, I would say that was my destiny. And I already fulfilled it.