The three-sided stalemate slicing through H_Art the band

 

G.T

Pulse: Describe Kenchez and Mordecai in three words? G.T: Kenchez is the ultimate Luhyia while Mordecai is tall and an unnecessary grammar Nazi. P: One thing about Kenchez and Mordecai that will mesmerise many? G.T: Mordecai does not know how to ride a bicycle and Kenchez is the worst dancer ever. P: What are their most annoying habits? G.T: Mordecai eats a lot but evidently the food goes nowhere while Kenchez is fond of greeting every police officer and watchman he meets. P: Given a chance to pick a stage name for each of them, what would it be? G.T: I would call Kenchez 'ingokho ya makhutusi’ (Luhyia for ‘chicken with no feathers on its neck’) and Mordecai already sounds like a stage name, it can’t get any worse than that.

Kenchez

P: Describe Mordecai and G.T in three words? K: Mordecai ni kula-kula diambo (eats a lot) and G.T is black and intelligently silly. P: One thing about Mordecai and G.T that will mesmerise many? K: Mordecai is lazy just before and after meals whereas G.T suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder. P: Who among the two is more troublesome? K: G.T, he always has bad luck with police officers. P: Given a chance to pick a stage name for each of them, what would it be? K: G.T’s would be Abedi Tint-Black and Mordecai’s would be MJ, Mkamba Jeuri.

Mordecai P: Describe Kenchez and G.T in three words? M: Kenchez is cheeky and G.T is black, black and just black. P: What are their most annoying habits? M: Kenchez has the shortest concentration span in the group while G.T is too orderly for an artiste. P: Who among the two is more troublesome? M: G.T, because he is a ‘good friend’ to bouncers and police officers, he just can’t get enough of them. P: Given a chance to pick a stage name for each of them, what would it be? M: Kenchez’s would be Ras Msambati and G.T’s would be Blacksmith.