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STRUGGLING WITH REALITY IN CAMPUS TODAY

<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> </xml><xml> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE </xml><xml> </xml> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:8.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:107%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} </style> It is official Robyn Rihanna Fenty-the Barbadian recording artist- and I hit it off yesterday as in we actually shared a bed and slept together, for all of you doubting Thomas’ yes we had sex. We met when she was preparing to do her fifth concert tour. It is humbling to see how such a big star is friendly towards all people regardless of race, wealth or power. Am yet to overcome this because I cannot vividly remember how it all went down in my dream. Reality whip crack number one: the girls/ladies I like and want, don’t even know if I exist and if they do well, not really interested. However, someone wise once said, “do not sit down and worry over why a girl doesn’t like you instead let her stress herself over why she does not want you.”  So, Rihanna your loss! (Rihanna this is just but PR)

Reality whip crack number two: not everything is automatic.

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