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Warning to Campus "Mafisi", not all freshers are fresh!

 I saw her from a distance. Her captivating figure swept my mind blank. I stared at her with lucid eyes. I scanned her from top to bottom, starting with the silky hair, black porphyry eyes to the spout mouth and well set nose.

My eyes searched further down as I explored her raised mountainous chest region. My eyes lingered there momentarily before continuing my journey south of her body. All of it was a sight to behold. By the time I finished analyzing her, she was a few meters from where I was standing. I stood rooted to the ground. She walked gracefully past me as I feasted on the fragrance of her cologne. The smell took me to Pluto and back! She was irresistible.

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