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homeless Joe picking up women [photo: ivtyv]
Meet homeless Joe - the rugged roaming Romeo who lives many men's dream lifestyle despite occasionally sleeping on the cold, hard pavement.
Because it's a case of a different girl every night for the ladies' man, aged 26, who relies on pulling women to keep a roof over his head in Manhattan, New York.
Throughout the daytime, he manages to blag as many freebies as he can, pinching free shop samples of deodorant and hairgel, while spending what little money he earns from begging on keeping up his appearance.
Even though Joe has only four different outfits, he claims his arrogance and swagger charm women into inviting him into their homes for up to several nights at a time.
He said: "New York City is amazing it has 8 million people so you can f*** a different girl like, whenever you want.
"Dude I'll go up to any random girl and tell them I love them, I wanna marry 'em - just for general recreational purposes.
"I was sleeping at this broad's house and last night we went drinking and were eating lobster like classy individuals."
Joe, who admits to drinking copious amounts each day, claims he was kicked out of his mother's house after she found his drug stash - but he doesn't regret it.
Speaking to Elite Daily , he added: "I might sleep on cardboard like two or three nights a week but I literally wake up every single day and do whatever the f*** I want.
"It will be like 7 o'clock in the morning, girls wake me up and say you're passed out on the sidewalk - you need to go home. I say I f***ing am home!
"But I wake up with money in my pocket - my responsibility is to not look homeless, I go to the shop gel my hair, grab a Red Bull and walk out."
And his message for the youth of today?
"Never become like me... ever. This abstract lifestyle is not for everybody.
"I'm pretty sure if you look at all the homeless people in New York City I'm the only one that can really pull this s*** off."
