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Kenyans on Twitter lay down commandments for 2016

WEDNESDAY LIFE
By Jerry Odumbe | December 30th 2015

@Ramgeedavis: Thou shall not overdo this make up thing. If you get lost how will we trace you?

@Skawd: If your lady or man has never posted a picture of you together, do not use photo grid to bring you together.

@Lynnmesh: Do not fight any battle on your own, all battles belong to God.

@mar_zangel: Thou shall stop telling us of your inner beauty, we do not walk around with x-rays.

@RonohKechem: Thou shall not set foolish twitter standards. We are all the same before God.

@JennJukebox: Thou shall make time to reach out to those who need you.

@DennicMunene: Thou shall not send wrong texts to Whatsapp groups or you risk being the next Bro Ocholla.

@evanstallam: Thou shall not be selfish, share the little you have with the less fortunate.

@NeptoneA: You have got to believe in yourself, you are the reason for your vision.

@josphat_slaks: Thou shall not consume excessive alcohol and then partake in drunk driving.

@Karuthkamwangi6: Thou shall not post nude photos on the Internet.

@DennicMunene: Though shall not support Arsenal, I have heard enough heart breaks all over the years.

@SarahwntsanewMG: Thou shall not partake in temptations such as baked beans or onions before a work presentation.

@khat_l: Thou shall not call your husband ‘baby’ and child ‘baba’. Respect yourself.

@stevepex: Thou shall not see any form of corruption and fail to report it.

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