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Why a big kuni often means bad, painful lungula

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If during creation men had the option to choose between common sense and a huge penis, you can bet that all of them would go for endowment between their legs. Men would trade anything in the world for an ‘anaconda’ in their trouser zippers for the ladies to marvel at. They believe this is what makes a woman tick.

Maybe women are to blame; the big shlong praise reverberates across the land, perpetuated by women, who would even picket, complete with placards to emphasize its importance. But is that really what women want, or is it another one of their BS, like the “we want equal responsibility” chorus?

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