Campo folks don't date; we prefer casual sexual relationships.

Let's be sincere, campo folks don't date.

I'm a petty fellow. Small things like campus boys who refer to ladies through unkempt phrases such as: 'hiyo kitu iko na haga bigi ni ya Denno lakini Voke anakulanga,' or 'hii nyama inapita wasee wengi wamedishi pia mi mpaka nidishi,' annoy me. Man!? Who raised you? Are your manners in your armpits?

University girls are not pieces of chewing gum on the shelf of your university canteen. They are not degrees from KU! Much as they need prayers and help, they deserve respect if and when you want to be in a relationship with them.
And speaking of relationships, which is the best thing after ignorance and ill habits that we, Kenya's future, are experts on, I point out; being in a relationship differs from dating. I know dudes who are in financial relationships with their campus girlfriends. 22 year old man barters sex for pesa ya chakula, pombe even cigarettes. Tell me, don't we all know these trouser sagging big babies in second year who are baby seated by third and fourth year girls?