We have lived in happiness together
Though can’t say we are of the same feather
He is a DDO while I am a DMS
He plays badminton while I prefer bedminton
As I wake up to job, he reports too
My hard-given warning have all been in vain
From alcohol I asked him to abstain
His wife has always been complaining
That his habit is not at all entertaining
That in any case he needs caning
Little did I know she’d execute her words
Not in the manner I anticipated though
My teacher would cane me with a stick
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At worst I expected her to give him a kick
Sadly, she uprooted from the base his transformer
That reminds me of the Salgaa residents
Who decided to put on fire one Fire Engine
Whatever their grievances I cannot tell
But I am pretty sure of one thing nevertheless
Fire engine can be replaced by increasing tax
I have had to ask in shops unknown
If a transformer can be replaced
Even if an original cannot be found
A placebo can restore cosmetics
But unluckily China is grey in that field
What I feared inquiring from my neighbour
Is whether he lost the ROM to the tragedy
I mean the small balls that dread cold
But dangle when the surrounding is hot
Evidently he has lost his manhood
I moan and weep for my neighbour
For the ill-fated episode striked unwarned
I cannot wait for the next Women’s day
To wish him and his family
“Double Happy Women’s Day”
Having said that, join me in the mourning
I now have phobia for ladies from that land
I now know how new words find their way to dictionary
Nyerification will be taught to our children
‘Twil not be a surprise if my daughter will ask me
“Dad, I cannot find nyerification in this dictionary.”
And I’ll gladly answer,
“It’s in the latest dictionary edition
Meanwhile I can relate to you the origin thereof.”
Seventh of June will go down in calendar
The day my neighbour had forced transgender
Though some gaping between the thighs hasn’t been done
And estrogen hormone administered
The body may tell a Fire Engine is missing
Or a Transformer if you like
And for fear of victimization,
I end my poem.
*DDO: Daily Drinking Officer
*DMS: Director Medical Services