Nyerification, new word in latest dictionary

We have lived in happiness together

Though can’t say we are of the same feather

He is a DDO while I am a DMS

He plays badminton while I prefer bedminton

As I wake up to job, he reports too

 

My hard-given warning have all been in vain

From alcohol I asked him to abstain

His wife has always been complaining

That his habit is not at all entertaining

That in any case he needs caning

 

Little did I know she’d execute her words

Not in the manner I anticipated though

My teacher would cane me with a stick

At worst I expected her to give him a kick

Sadly, she uprooted from the base his transformer

 

That reminds me of the Salgaa residents

Who decided to put on fire one Fire Engine

Whatever their grievances I cannot tell

But I am pretty sure of one thing nevertheless

Fire engine can be replaced by increasing tax

 

I have had to ask in shops unknown

If a transformer can be replaced

Even if an original cannot be found

A placebo can restore cosmetics

But unluckily China is grey in that field

 

What I feared inquiring from my neighbour

Is whether he lost the ROM to the tragedy

I mean the small balls that dread cold

But dangle when the surrounding is hot

Evidently he has lost his manhood

 

I moan and weep for my neighbour

For the ill-fated episode striked unwarned

I cannot wait for the next Women’s day

To wish him and his family

“Double Happy Women’s Day”

Having said that, join me in the mourning

 

I now have phobia for ladies from that land

I now know how new words find their way to dictionary

Nyerification will be taught to our children

‘Twil not be a surprise if my daughter will ask me

“Dad, I cannot find nyerification in this dictionary.”

And I’ll gladly answer,

“It’s in the latest dictionary edition

Meanwhile I can relate to you the origin thereof.”

 

Seventh of June will go down in calendar

The day my neighbour had forced transgender

Though some gaping between the thighs hasn’t been done

And estrogen hormone administered

The body may tell a Fire Engine is missing

Or a Transformer if you like

And for fear of victimization,

I end my poem.

 

*DDO: Daily Drinking Officer

*DMS: Director Medical Services