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Fearing a by-election, Harold wanted to hide in a ‘banker’

Voters queuing to take part in the voting exercise. [Courtesy]

Uncle Harold has a conviction. 

That life is only worth living for those who, after climbing to positions of power, smear glue on the seats of their pants so they are stuck there forever.

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