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GOAT wife or side chick: Who does the man love more?

The social and sometimes physical battles between GOAT wives and their husbands' mistresses porpulary known as side chicks, are not just about to end anytime soon. This is a long standing tussle that has been there, and is getting bigger and bolder as the years go by. People no longer hide the fact that a married man is a no-go zone no more, better still, married men have made it clear that they're not zipping up and faithfulness was never meant for men!
We see wives - let's call them main chicks in this context, literally fighting for their marriages by going their husbands' mipangos' throats. Some leave. But most of them stay and spend their time being motivational speakers calling the other women (because chances are, a philanderer won't keep just one woman on the sides) home wreckers, husband snatchers and all those nasty names that are not nasty any more!
Question is; is it worth it? We all know how they (wives) hide in the phrase 'a man will never leave his wife for a side chick '. This phrase has cemented shaky marriages and given a good number of women hopes of a happily ever after. Despite the recurrent irritating infections, emotional breakdowns and, sometimes, physical abuse, this phrase is the lie that binds them - til death do them apart! It's 2023 and the presence or absence of the wife no more scares another woman, a side chick. In fact, it's her (wife's) presence that the side chick really wants. Now, before y'all, beautiful GOAT wives cry oceans and give unsolicited advice to women who date or chew your philandering husbands, hebu we check on a few unpalatable and uncomfortable truths about side chicks.

#1 They don't want you to leave.
Where are you going, Magdalena? A side chick is a side chick and she has no intention of displacing or taking the position of the wife. She has no plans further. She might be keeping him here for social status, for fun or, mostly, for the bucks! A kid or two might pop up during the escapades, but this doesn't mean she's getting married to your husband. Stay put kamum.
#2 Your husbands love the mistresses.

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