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5 sure signs you are in the friendzone

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By Ordia Akelo (@OrdiaAkelo)

Women can smell a potential relationship from across the room. Even before you approach her, she knows whether you will make the cut or not. Depending on what she wants and what you have, she will have formulated the right response for you when you finally ask for her name.

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