Hazy duel

By CAROLINE NYANGA

Kevo Yout

P: What do you think of the name Hey-Z?

KY: It sounds like a fake Chinese product, probably a toilet detergent.

P: Between the two of you who is more popular with female fans?

KY: Me of course! I do gospel dancehall music, which is more appealing compared to my noisy gospel hip-hop brother. We all know that dancehall currently rules.

Hey-z

P: How would you rate him out of ten musically?

HZ: When it comes to recording skills an eight would do. But his stage performance would let him down. A four is good enough.

P: Would you ever put on Kevo Yout’s clothes?

HZ: Never ever! He is too tall, besides, his choice of colours and stunnas don’t go down well with my swagger.

P: As a Lingala deejay how would he fare?

HZ: He would witness the wrath of bana shemegi including ardent Lingala lovers from Nyanza and Western provinces. It would be total mokili mobimba for him.

P: Judging from his personality and looks, what profession would suit him best?

HZ: A con man somewhere in Ngara’s Grogan Road.

P: If you were in his shoe, what would you do differently?

HZ: I would work on my stage performance and publicity, which includes selling my name at all costs.

P: With Osama’s gun on your head, who would you date between local boxer Conjestina and runner Jelimo?

HZ: Jelimo, because of the pesa pap factor.

VERDICT

Kevo Yout starts the assault on Hey- Z by suggesting that his name sounds like fake toilet cleaner from China. Then adds another by saying, at best, Hey -Z would be a mutura vendor. He adds another by suggesting Hey-Z only got fans on Facebook. Hey Z, sounding hesitant to hit back just suggests Kevo has no swagger besides having a difficult name to pronounce. He, however, unleashes a superb pick up line, which earns him a draw.3-3!