Bunge Chronicles: Waheshimiwa bothered chicken more precious than all of them

A joint parliamentary session in the Chambers, Parliament, Nairobi on Wednesday, May 5, 2021 [David Njaaga, Standard]

After playing first-class citizens, our wahesh must have been scouting for ways to transform themselves into chickens on Wednesday, following revelations they could have four highly trained police officers at their beck and call.

Of course, they would love to be the hustlers whose chickens are guarded. But the rules only allow one hustler at a time, and any mhesh with such ambitions may have to wait long in line before their time.