Deputy Prezzo Riggy G called the media to his residence-I have no idea which one, as he has multiple residencies-and the man was reportedly planning on completing a new one, once he recovered the little cash that had been frozen by the government on suspicion it was stolen.
For last weekend's chat, Riggy G stepped out in a flowery shirt that revealed his girth, a solid base on which Kenya can build their future. I'm speaking figuratively, since now I understand he's a student of literature.