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Of empty public coffers, global relations

The 77th session of United Nations General Assembly. (Courtesy)

Just so he could exit Gitegi and wander into lands where unsuspecting girls fall victim to his treachery, Harold planned an early coup d'etat. He was going to become the head of the village once more and would, in that capacity, travel to London for the interment of Queen Elizabeth II.

But yours truly, the consummate legal adviser, cautioned Harold, insisting that what he planned to do was a cardinal offence.

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