How to get a man to marry you

• It is generally agreed among Kenyan men that if a visiting girlfriend washed your jeans and made you chapatis in the course of one weekend, it is over; you are married.
• More than half the marriages I know are accidental. And it is mostly the scheming on the woman’s part that consigns a man to marriage inadvertently.

 It is a careful trap a woman lays for the man, and the success rate is about 75 per cent in my estimations.