Women who fake the big 'O' in bed

A couple in bed                                        Photo:Courtesy               

A friend of mine was telling me about her roommate’s sexual escapades. Specifically, she was complaining about how her roommate’s high-pitched “ohmygodjesusyesyes” during supposed orgasms are giving her sleepless nights. I have used the word ‘supposed’ because I want to let the male population in on a little secret; if she is being too vocal, she most probably is faking it.

Women have been faking the big O since time immemorial and the menfolk have not wisened up to their tricks. The heavy breathing, aching of her back, curling of her toes and those seemingly uncontrollable “YES (insert your name here)” are just part of a well-orchestrated ruse to help you get it over and done with and get off her so she can get some sleep or catch up on the next episode of The Good Wife.