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Why you should refrain from telling people of your husband’s prowess between the sheets

  • Perhaps this should serve as a lesson to Kenyan women who like gossiping in salons and chamas about their husbands’ bedroom prowess or weakness.
  • A Zimbabwean woman who boasted to her friends that her husband had the longest anaconda in the country, and that he gives the best performance between the sheets, got more than she had bargained for.

As if that was not enough, the ‘lucky’ woman, Zadziso Mauro, went on to advise her friends to dump their husbands and find men gifted like her husband. Local media reported that one of her friends, only identified as Agnes, got so curious that she secretly approached the ‘blessed’ man days later and allegedly seduced him so that she could have a “feel” of his jewels and bedroom gymnastics.

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