Gor Mahia fans celebrate KPL title on social media - 'Words cannot describe'

Love them or hate them, K’ogalo fans are always entertaining.

Following K’ogalo’s 3-0 win over Ushuru to retain KPL title, Gor Mahia fans quickly flooded social media sites with comments of joy about the victory as well as creating “Rules for Kisumu GINIWARETAIN” using the hash tag #GINIWARETAIN.

Here is a selection of those rules from Gor Mahia fans:

Gor Mahia Rules for Kisumu GINIWARETAIN
1. Dressing code is green, that is not debatable
2. Your iPhone six is the worst form of phone
you should have. Please put your photo as a
screen saver so that you cannot confuse it to
another person’s phone since everyone will have
an iPhone
3. For the hawkers selling water, we only buy
Keringet or Dasani, the rest we use to wash our
cars. And please, stock only the original PK, we
do not chew those cheap gums that came after
PK
4. There is no space for parking cars, if you did
not use Kisumu international airport, then
wachni, okbichaloni.
5. Leave your IPad at home, your IPhone will
perform the same function as the iPad
6. Those from Meru must not be tempted to
carry miraa into the stadium. vegetables are left
for animals. There will be thorough scrutiny
7. Governor Mutua is banned from mentioning
the word Gor or even featuring in the game,
unless he donates 10 million shillings to support
anti jigger campaigns
8.Our friends from USA and Spain must produce
forms that clear them Ebola free. Our West
African friends will be allowed to watch from a
big screen in Nyeri town
9. The medium of exchange (currency) in
Kisumu is Euros, we stopped using Kenyan
money since we fear carrying large amounts
10. Gate collection is cashless. You swipe your
card and you are billed. Equity and family bank
cards are not recognized.
NYASAYE MONDO OTELNE KOGALLO WUON
TIMBE. # GINIWARETAIN