Weighty matters

By Malcolm Rex

Good people let us call a spade a spade. The many ravings at Small Den on how a pint or two of the frothy liquid is making me rounder and rounder are exasperating me. It is a fact that I do carry some weight. You can use any phrases of your fancy — fat, big, robust — whatever. I plan on doing nothing on my weight. Actually, let me rephrase this. I will do something about it. I am watching it (no pun intended).