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Ladies, is the couple next door noisy in bed? What you must know

Don't settle for less [Photo: Courtesy]

You move into this new house. It’s a lovely neighbourhood, you have a kiosk metres away with the nicest mama mboga.

The house is spacious, the toilet functions, the kids next door are sweet and the caretaker speaks your mother tongue. Bliss.

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