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Football is back: Girls, here's why you should avoid dating Arsenal fans

It’s that time of the year again ladies; the dreaded return of the premier league season. We barely made it through the world cup! For reasons I don’t understand, I have always been a football fanatics’ magnet. Even though I don’t give a tinker’s damn about the game, somehow I always find myself entangled with the maniacs who treat football like it is a matter of life and death.

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