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Cheat sheet: A guide on getting free drinks from men in a club

My favourite type of drink is a free drink! I am thankful I was born a girl because the one thing I am assured of is that I can still get drunk as a skunk, even when I am dead broke. Thanks to the longstanding belief that women lose all their inhibitions and become sluts when intoxicated, women the world over will still be getting free drinks for years to come.

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