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My wife has ‘too much water’, should I ban her from eating cabbage?

The whole thing ends up being so messy to the extent that sheets get soaked like one of us has wet the bed.

Dear Uncle Ted,

I don’t know how to say this without being vulgar, but my wife has ‘too much water’. The whole thing ends up being so messy to the extent that sheets get soaked like one of us has wet the bed.

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