Relatives and in-laws who overstay their visit

If you live in an urban centre, the consequences of hosting guests, especially those who happen to be village-bred, is that the hygiene of your loo will never be the same again, at least during their entire stay! Mostly, these are people who are used to pit latrines (where once you finish your business, you walk off) or relieve themselves in bushes, and use leaves as toilet paper!