Hiring women will backfire soon

By Nikko Tanui

Any man who has had an unpalatable experience with such a woman will attest that nothing compares to peace. And when he gets fed, he can live everything from the big house to the car, and start afresh — anything for peace of mind.

He will simply walk away, like a ghost.

Ironically, after women have subjected their men to such humiliation, they always think they have ‘finished’ the man. Surprisingly, God always works miracles in such situations. The men always spring back and nourish only for the women to shamelessly come to disrupt their lives again and again — especially when they find new love.

Anyway, gone are the days when a woman would simply separate from a man or file for divorce. Things have taken a nosedive. Nowadays, as soon as a woman feels that she would be better off without you, the next thing you will hear, if you are lucky enough, is of her frantically searching for a hitman to dispatch you to the other world.

Brothers, our women have increasingly become dangerous to a point that we might soon be forced to hire National Intelligence Service (NIS) operatives to keep tabs on our wives and provide hourly updates.

Why are we getting eliminated over petty stuff like jealousy? Women will have to get serious in this town. Fortunately, they are amateurs at this game and that’s why they hire hitmen who blow your cover.

And they are lucky because their amateur hitmen haven’t seen the light. What women don’t know about this business is that more often, hitmen double cross their paymaster and get more money from the other side.

Frankly, I can’t wait!