Hooker smashes client’s ‘tools’ with beer bottle

By Pkemoi Ngenoh

A youthful man is recovering at a hospital in Londiani, Kericho County after a woman of the night hit his genitals with a beer bottle.

 Witnesses at a lodging where the incident occurred said the man arrived in the town and headed straight to the pub.

“Minutes after settling down, it became obvious he was seeking female company because he kept staring at women until he gathered courage to invite one of them to his table,” says Ken, the manager of the facility.

After swallowing a few drinks and eating supper together, the pair disappeared to the lodgings, which are a stone throw away from the bar.

Revellers

Those who saw them melt into their room said romance was in the air because the inebriated ‘lovers’ were kissing ravenously amid cheers from revellers.

Their ‘sweet love’, however, turned bitter the following morning when workers and security guards heard the man screaming in pain outside his room.

When they rushed to the scene, they found him coiled on the ground sweat pouring profusely from his face, as the woman, identified by residents as Chemolel (the brown one) stood beside him arms akimbo.

“You think you can outsmart us? Our children survive on this business so don’t think you can take advantage of us,” she thundered.

The man tried to talk, but words failed him, as he appeared to be in a lot of pain, prompting some workers to rush him to the hospital.

Chemolel later explained that the man tried to outsmart her by paying half of the agreed amount in cash and promising to clear the rest via mobile money transfer.

“How can I trust a stranger to pay the other half through the phone after sleeping with me the whole night yet I hadn’t told him to enjoy my services by half?” she quipped.

Handbag

Fearing that the ‘customer’ might attack her inside the room away from the bar if she insisted on getting her full dues, she waited until he stepped outside where people could hear them.

Upon demanding that he clears the amount, the man stood his ground saying he would pay ‘later’ and made as if to go while promising to come back again and again.

But Chemolel feigned a smile and warmly asked for a ‘goodbye’ hug.

“You are always welcome ‘hun’. Don’t forget to send me the balance because I don’t have food at home and my children are hungry,” she said as she hugged him.

But unknown to the sly fellow, while she was hugging him, she surreptitiously removed a beer bottle from her handbag and she pulled back and smashed him twice between his legs.

It’s the man’s screams for help that attracted the crowed who rushed to the scene only to find him on the ground, hands on his groin, probably to confirm if he was bleeding.

A doctor who attended to him said the man would need to undergo more tests to confirm if his ‘tools’ are still in ‘order’.