Absurd queries facing Karua and what lies below the neck

Azimio la Umoja One Kenya Presidential candidate Raila Odinga’s running mate Martha Karua. [Stafford Ondego, Standard]

It is a universally acknowledged fact, that a good leader must have an attractive chin, a full head of dark hair and must have kept a household pet for at least five years. Without these, it is obvious that one cannot lead people. End of story.

If this sounds ridiculous to you, then I have three more absurd stories to tell you.