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When bladders come loose at unfortunate moments

When they were writing last term’s examinations, Pudd’ng told me about one of her classmates who had an accident. And I’m afraid that this accident may erroneously define her for the rest of her school life; or, if she is unlucky, for as long as her classmates know her.  

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