Comical post on Uhuru’s ‘weng’ during meeting with Trump goes viral

You people, remind me to ask President Kenyatta a few questions, when He gets back from 'ruraya'. These questions will focus heavily on his introductory remarks to the 'watu ya magazeti of abroad' and how he left me both shocked and shocked. Well, don't get me wrong, I have always known that he could speak English well well, but heeeeeeee ma! what he 'talked' yesterday, next to Trump, was not our regular English oh...

Mr. President sat upright like he was about to say 'ndunguzanguni' or 'irregardless' before proceeding to lean his tall form forward like he always does when he is about to launch those Rural Electrification Programs in the villages. Noting that I had seen Madam Monica Juma walking with a bloated bag, I expected someone to pass the President those 678 pages of boring speeches that all begin with 'Fellow Kenyans and distinguished guests' but suprisingly, no speech folder was passed. Before I give you a summary of his speech, it was worth noting that the President shook hands with Trump like he had been watching Citizen's TV Reggae Jam session all through his flight. The way he suddenly swelled and began to expand, filling half the room, as President Trump shook his hand indicated one thing and one thing only, nobody could stop Reggae.