Why you should never let your child play with your mobile phone

We all know that children and technology should be kept in separate rooms. Or ideally, countries. Were it possible, we would have a restraining order issued between them and all devices, including and not limited to iPads, PS4s and mobile phones. Especially mobile phones.

And not just to prevent them from watching some YouTube teenager playing video games in their musty pants in a musty basement, but to stop them taking so many photos and videos that your phone memory becomes full, even though it has the same amount of space on it as Greenland.