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Why Every Campus Guy Needs a Side Chick

So, a few Thursdays back, Party Nation decided to throw this ‘free alcohol’ thing at Bottoms Up which you obviously attended with your boys probably to teach yourselves another ‘pombe sio supu’ lesson. So you get there and devour all spirits. Next thing, your crew, with you included is throwing tantrums for more free alcohol. Nobody really cares what you are doing, so the excessive energy dies out and you guys take a chill pill. You sit there miserably broke and no more alcohol.

Wait a minute..., what is that! Those delicious, perfect chunk of flesh between that skirt-slit is adorable. Who is that? You thought. How could she be so perfect! Literally, anyone with eyes would drool over those defined structure of legs. It has just the right amount of everything, you know..., right from complexion to the bone inside, you just can't explain it. The way she sat on that high bar seat, with her hips carefully spread slightly beyond the edges of the cushion, proclaimed that she is not only African but blessed at being African as well.

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