Women evolution: I never knew women have such strong jaw bones until I took one on a Kosewe date

My female friends, we have a problem here. Someone explain. Please.

A few years ago, you invited a girl for a date and she will turn up all dressed well, behave so well and when the food came, they will dexterously handle the cutlery, chew the food so well, sexy and all. Mouth closed. No talking when chewing and swallowing. Always they left the food half-way. All the women I took to Kosewe for instance, just ate half of the half of the top part of the fish. They hated the kienyeji chicken. I came to bitterly accept that taking a girl under 28 to Kosewe was a stupid way to spend money.