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NASA is the worst tribal mathematics in Kenyan history

It is clear that the manifesto of the opposition is to dislodge Jubilee from power. The whole lot of opposition has no agenda for Kenyan people; their only agenda is to ascend to power. The chiefs of tribal geometry are even crafting ways of amending the constitution in order to create non-existing positions like that of prime minister.

But amending the constitution is not actually the problem; what is sickening is their agenda. NASA has crafted tribal mathematics to create positions for each tribal kingpin. Then one wonders, what is wrong with the current structure of government? Why the prime minister and the many deputies? Why two vice presidents? Can Kenyans accept such dystopian ideas?

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