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Why its hard dating a Nairobi chick

In line with the Katiba I am vying for the position of Chairman of Nyumba Kumi Initiative at my place of residence. And my Suzie will be the first lady. Any top seat has one. The wife of a bishop is an evangelist; the wife of a doctor is a nurse and so on. With the faith that my bank is still processing my application for the low-interest rate capped loan, I will have all that is needed to make my dream come true.

When the time comes, I will cross the stream and Susan will live her dream. Susan likes power so much. She says that she loves me because she knows I was a class prefect at one point in time during my schooling days. That if it happens again, I may even become an MCA.  

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