Pastors receive thorough beating for blocking non clergy

Pastors from a certain church are writhing in excruciating pain after they received the beating of their life at a funeral in Migori County’s Suna East Constituency. The men of cloth are said to have been presiding over a burial ceremony where they planned to disrupt 'normal burial procedure' before the ill-famed incident occurred to them.

An eye witness who sought anonymity for fear of being cursed by the church elders,  noted that mourners were angered because local leaders were not given the opportunity to address them at the burial. "We were shocked when the emceeing pastor told us that we were not going to be addressed by our honorable members because it was not their day," the witness said.